USELESS AI
Artificial intelligence has gone too far.
We decided to take it further.
We have access to some of the most advanced technology humans have ever created. We are using it for absolute nonsense. A collection of calibrated AI experiments solving problems nobody asked us to solve.
How Many Ha?
How many "ha"s should I reply with?
Determine the scientifically optimal amount of laughter for any received message.
Aura Auditor
How much aura did I just lose?
Calculate exactly how much aura you lost during an embarrassing incident with public exposure multipliers.
Cooked Index
Exactly how cooked am I?
Advanced diagnostics for determining the precise thermal cookedness of your current predicament.
Side Quest Detector
What side quest am I trapped in?
Identify and gamify the unnecessary mission currently distracting you from your life responsibilities.
More unnecessary research coming soon.